00013---जेटली जी की थाली(Hindi Poem-000135)with English Translation

 

 

जेटली जी की थाली

Hindi Poem on the Tex on Food by The Finance Minister of India

(Hindi Poem-000135)

घर पर खाना बन्द,  मैम साब बीमार है,I  बाहर खाना बना है फैशन,   हॉटल सेवा को तैयार II (1) पाकेट जिनकी भारी है, व्यय करते अनापशनाप,I  बिल भरते ख़ुशी- ख़ुशी नही लेते कोई संताप II(2) सबकी पसन्द है पहली, थाली लाती आर्डर बार - बार,I  किसी की नौ सौ इकसठ की है, कोई चुकाता सात हजार II(3) बढ़ाये जेटली दो रुपया, हाय -तोबा करते बार - बार,I नहीं पूछता, चिल्लाता टी०वी०,  मचा रखी काहे की रार II(4) बीस रुपये की अपनी थाली , जहाँ चाहो खड़े हो जाओ I  चार्- चार् पूरी, सब्जी ,अचार सलाद भी मुफ्त में पाओ II(5) झर्राटेदार सब्जी आती,  होती ठण्डी इससे पहले I  उंगली डुबाओ चाटते जाओ, मौज में दायें बायें टहले II(6) दो . पैसे नहीं लगाये, सबकुछ चलता टैक्स - फ्री, I वित्त मन्त्री जी समझदार हैं जनता उनकी भाग्यश्री II(7) ना विल आने का झंझट,  जेब ना करती कोई गरूर I जियो जेटली सौ साल, टैक्स से रखना इस थाली को दूर II(8) (अर्चना व राज)

Mamsaab is sick, So no food to be prepared at home, Why are these hotels/Motels/Restaura,They are for our service ;specially when Mamsaab is out of mood. Those with heavy pocket are in the habit of spending too much ,why not so, they are born with silver spoon in their mouth, They do not mind filling the big bills or making the huge payment. Thali system ( a plate with special different dishes prepared) is favorite to all ,whosoever visits the hotels, Thali brings a no of order to be served.A few makes a payment for Rs.961-00 ,whereas the political parties pays Rs.7000=00 only. A little increase in the tex ,hardly 2% on food made media frenzy ,and  It became the national news.A hotly debated subject for the “haves” here. But real Bharat takes us to lanes and roads at popular places, where small shopkeepers own their business of food, They prepare food and lovingly serve the food to the public. For Rs.20=00 only, wherever the people may stand and enjoy the Indian dishes.4roti/chapatti and a cup of vegetables with salad for no paisa make the people frenzy. Very hungry people could be seen standing for their wait to come. The moment they get their food, their restlessness sometimes force them to pour their fingers in the hot vegetables .The sudden burn makes them dancing with their finger going into their mouth with a view to get the immediate relief from burn. They jump like a little lamb making us smile secretly. Long live such Finance Minister who cares for the poor public. No need to file any bill, Nothing heavy on the pocket ,easily paid, Nobody has pride on it .tax free and tension free goes everything. The same thing prepared ,if served better ,then the prices go high we enjoy such people screaming. Such a intelligent Finance Minister live long and God bless him all the time.(Raj) Note--Our Finance Minister is poor friendly,he did not impose a single pie as tax on poor ,but everything is tax free.Besides,willingly,people avoid financial help to others and speak too much ,but difficult to take a penny out ,Only Taxation shall improve the condition and bring equilibrium.This has been a good step.